Wednesday, June 13, 2012

7 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR YOUR DAD SAY

7. I notice all your friends have a hostile attitude–I like that!

6. Well now that you’re 13, Princess, I want you to start dating older guys.


5. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring!


4. Why do you want to get a job? I’ve got plenty of money for you to spend!


3. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend–you might want to consider throwing a party.


2. Here’s my credit card and the keys to my car–now, GO CRAZY!


1. Well, looks like I’m lost–I guess I’ll have to stop and ask for directions!

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