WHY MEN SHOULD GIVE THANKS

(aka. Why Men Are Never Depressed)
A buddy of mine posted this on his newsletter thought it was worth reposting. Thanks Keandre!

~ The garage is all yours.

~ Wedding plans take care of themselves.

~ Chocolate is just another snack.

~ Car mechanics tell you the truth.

~ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too nasty.

~ Wrinkles add character.

~ Wedding dress, $5,000. Tux rental, $100.

~ New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

~ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

~ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

~ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

~ You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

~ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

~ You only have to shave your face and neck.

~ You can play with toys all your life.

~ You can do your nails with a pocket knife.

~ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24 in 25 minutes or less.