(aka. Why Men Are Never Depressed)
A buddy of mine posted this on his newsletter thought it was worth reposting. Thanks Keandre!
~ The garage is all yours.
~ Wedding plans take care of themselves.
~ Chocolate is just another snack.
~ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
~ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too nasty.
~ Wrinkles add character.
~ Wedding dress, $5,000. Tux rental, $100.
~ New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
~ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
~ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
~ You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
~ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
~ You only have to shave your face and neck.
~ You can play with toys all your life.
~ You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
~ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24 in 25 minutes or less.
